And I speak for all New Yorkers when I say, that sounds pretty low (birthdays)

February 2022

This week the FDA granted the first condom approved for anal sex. It took them this long because their wives would only let them test it on their birthdays. —Michael Che

A new book claims that while Donald Trump was president White House staff routinely found wads of paper clogging the toilet. So either he tried to flush classified documents, or he eats the wrappers. —Michael Che

In the days after New York City mayor Eric Adams announced the new plan to stop violence in the city’s transit system, six people were stabbed on the subway. And I speak for all New Yorkers when I say, that sounds pretty low. —Michael Che

A dog in California that went missing 12 years ago was found and returned to her owner. After spending more than a decade living at Dave’s Taxidermy Shop. —Michael Che

 This year marks the 50th anniversary of one of Marvel Comics first black superheroes, Luke Cage. In the comics Luke Cage faces off against black people’s most powerful enemy of the 1970s, Lead Paint. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”