That’s right, this situation is so dire, Ukraine has become Texas (taunting Godzilla)

February 2022

“This year, the Oscars are planning to prerecord some awards before the ceremony and air them during the live broadcast. The categories that will not get the usual live on-air treatment are documentary short, makeup, hairstyling, original score, production design, animated short, live action short, sound, and editing — although it does feel ironic for the editors to be cut out of the show.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The Kremlin has claimed that rebel leaders in eastern Ukraine have asked Russia with military help to fend off Ukrainian aggression. Yes, they say Ukraine is the aggressor just like Tokyo is asking for it by taunting Godzilla.” —Stephen Colbert

“In response to Russian aggression, the Ukrainian government declared a 30-day state of emergency that will, among other things, allow ordinary citizens to carry firearms. That’s right, this situation is so dire, Ukraine has become Texas.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”