the wave was generated when Yo Mama fell overboard (Thanks for believing in the illusion)

February 2022

A man in Iran went to the hospital after he got a Double A battery stuck inside his penis. It was Double A because that’s the sound he makes when it goes in. ‘Ah! Ah!’ —Colin Jost

Researchers have observed a nearly 60 foot tall rogue wave off the coast of British Columbia which is the largest ever recorded. Researchers believe the wave was generated when Yo Mama fell overboard. —Colin Jost

One of the first places the Russians seized when they invaded Ukraine was Chernobyl. The site of the 1986 nuclear disaster. Said Ukrainians, ‘Oh, no. Don’t take that.’ —Colin Jost

Capturing Chernobyl is like landing an audition for Harvey Weinstein now. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”