You had one job! (Hold my vodka)

February 2022

“Over the last five years, we’ve seen democracy repeatedly undermined, tragic, unprecedented firestorms, a global pandemic. Well this morning, Vladimir Putin looked at all of that and said, ‘Hold my vodka,’ and invaded Ukraine.” —Stephen Colbert

“Then, as the invasion began, the ex-prez took to Russian state media — sorry, I misread that: Fox News.” —Stephen Colbert

“Listen, I don’t know what’s going to happen, but one thing’s for sure: Putin should fire those peacekeepers. You had one job!” —Stephen Colbert

“This is the biggest ground war in Europe since World War II, and the whole world is in shock. That’s why today’s Wordle was ‘Aaaah!’” —Stephen Colbert

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