“Yeah, ‘Twosday’ because it’s Tuesday 2-22-22. Yeah, this only happens once every 100 years. President Biden was like, ‘I didn’t care then, I didn’t care now.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Tonight we honor the most underappreciated number — two. The number it takes to tango. The number of scoops in Kellogg’s Raisin Bran. Without two, there would be no movie sequels. ‘E’ would equal MC nothin’.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“In the news is the botched launch of Donald Trump’s app Truth Social, which is supposed to be his alternative to Twitter. You’re not going to believe this but the rollout did not go well. Some might even call it a total disaster. Truth Social has been such a disappointment so far that Trump may have to rename it to Don Jr.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The app’s initial sign-up function failed for many people, with an error message that read: Something went wrong, please try again.’ Which applies to so many things Trump is involved with. Then they changed it to say they put you on a waitlist, because of what they claimed was massive demand. It’s like if Trump designed a bridge that collapsed and said, ‘Oh, the bridge was just too popular. Too many people wanted to drive on my fantastic bridge.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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