“Russian President Vladimir Putin declared war last night against Ukraine, and this is nice: Trump offered to host the after party.” —Seth Meyers
“So, if you were like most people, you were shocked and horrified. But if you were Donald Trump, apparently you were at Mar-a-Lago watching it with a bunch of Palm Beach plastic surgeons and their third wives and thinking, ‘You really got to hand it to Vladimir Putin.’” —Seth Meyers
“As Trump told a dinner crowd at his Florida resort: ‘He’s taking over a country for two dollars’ worth of sanctions, I’d say that’s pretty smart.’ First of all, stop talking about everything like it’s a fucking real estate deal! It’s an illegal war against a sovereign nation, not an empty lot in Atlantic City.” —Seth Meyers
“Second, if you ever find yourself at a fancy high-dollar fundraiser clinking champagne glasses while the keynote speaker applauds a catastrophic war that will cause mass suffering and destabilize an entire continent, maybe take a moment to text your therapist and ask: ‘Am I a bad person?’” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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