Donald Trump praised Vladimir Putin moving troops into Ukraine saying, ‘This is genius.’ Though, ‘this is genius’ is also how he sarcastically introduces Eric. —Colin Jost
It was reported that Buckingham Palace staff have been mocking Prince Andrew with a nursery rhyme. Said Prince Andrew, ‘Oh, nursery.’ —Colin Jost
Officials have posthumously stripped Medina Spirit of his 2021 Kentucky Derby victory for failing a post race drug test. And I just want to say to Medina Spirit, I hope it’s hot in horse hell, you cheating bastard! —Colin Jost
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson seen here getting tired of Y’all’s Foolishness, was nominated by President Biden to become the first black woman on the Supreme Court. —Michael Che
Biden chose Jackson after interviewing three finalists this week. Weird, ‘I thought interviewing black candidates was just for show,’ said the NFL. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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