Republican
vice presidential nominee Mike Pence broke with his running mate yesterday,
saying that unlike Donald Trump, he does not doubt that President Obama was
born in Hawaii. Though interestingly, Pence refused to respond when asked if it
was true that he was born in Lego Land. –Seth Meyers
A
man in Australia was caught last week smuggling half a million dollars’ worth
of cocaine in his stomach in Sydney airport. In his defense, it would have cost
him OVER a million if he bought it AT the airport. –Seth Meyers
A
food festival in Los Angeles has announced they'll be holding a seminar on
cooking with marijuana. The way it works is, you put a frozen pizza in the oven
and then you find it the next day when you wake up. –Seth Meyers
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