"Pentagon records
show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted
since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy."
--Tina Fey
"Because of various
security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the
offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be
conducted by the Department of Irony." --Amy Poehler
"More people,
particularly Republicans, disapprove of President Bush's performance. They're
questioning his character now and they no longer consider him a strong leader
on terrorism. Yeah, apparently there's a little more to this whole presidency
thing than just not getting blown." --Bill Maher
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