The
debate was actually split into several themes. America’s direction, America’s
prosperity, America’s security, and then strangely “America’s ninja warrior.”
--Jimmy Fallon
There
were actually 1,000 people in the audience tonight and they were instructed not
to applaud or cheer during the debate. As people watching were like, “What
about sobbing? Can we quietly sob?” --Jimmy Fallon
A
lot of celebrities are sharing their views of the election. In an interview
with Rolling Stone, Bruce Springsteen called Trump a moron. Which is why now
Trump’s starting a rumor that Springsteen wasn’t really born in the USA.
--Jimmy Fallon
A
man in Florida is in jail after he was spotted riding a manatee and dared cops
to arrest him. Maybe it’s just me, but if you dare cops to arrest you, try to
be on a faster animal than a manatee. --Jimmy Fallon
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