Ahead
of tonight’s debate, Hillary Clinton posted an article on Twitter pointing out
that no living president has endorsed Donald Trump. Nice try, Hillary, but it
just so happens that Vladimir Putin is living. –Seth Meyers
Madonna
reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata this weekend to celebrate his
birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s
nothing inside. –Seth Meyers
We
all just watched Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debate for an hour and a
half. Coming into tonight’s debate, Democrats were divided between two strong
emotions: panic and pants-crapping. –Stephen Colbert
Democrats
have not been this nervous since Anthony Weiner asked to borrow their phone.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump had to not commit murder — on camera. –Stephen Colbert
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