Why’d you have to do this in OUR town? (torturing themselves)

The second presidential debate is just 11 days away, and this one will have a town hall format. The first question will be, “Why’d you have to do this in OUR town?” –Jimmy Fallon

It’s reported that even the Taliban actually had a debate viewing party. So for the first time, it looks like they’re torturing themselves. –Jimmy Fallon

President Obama’s upcoming South by South Lawn festival at the White House will have a virtual reality psychological experiment that makes you feel like you’re in a small jail cell. Or as Obama calls it, “the Oval Office.” –Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday, a group of Democratic senators sent a letter to Yahoo asking why they took so long to report the hack of 500 million users. That’s how little faith they have in Yahoo email — they sent a LETTER. –Jimmy Fallon