"Dubai backed out of
the deal to buy the six American ports today. They're gone, they're out. I'll
tell you why: Apparently they're too good for our ports. That is so
racist." --Jon Stewart
"Lobbyist and
convicted felon Jack Abramoff said he is good friends with indicted Congressman
Tom DeLay, and sometimes they sit down and they discuss the Bible together.
Apparently they didn't discuss the 'Thou shalt not steal' commandment.
Apparently they never got that far." --Jay Leno
"Republicans in
Congress want to stop the sale of those six sea ports to that Dubai company
even though President Bush supports that deal. Republican congressmen say this
issue involves something even more important than loyalty to the president:
Saving their own asses on election day in November." --Jay Leno
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