Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Tut (No word yet on the mental)

Donald Trump accused media outlets this morning of deliberately editing his words to make him come across in a bad light. Also making Trump come across in a bad light – light. –Seth Meyers

The U.N. General Assembly began today, and Donald Trump was scheduled to meet with the president of Egypt. Said Trump, “Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Tut.” –Seth Meyers

Hillary Clinton is here and today is my birthday! Later we're going to bring out a cake and let Hillary cough out the candles. –Jimmy Fallon

Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental. --David Letterman