"This bird flu is
scary, you frightened by this? I spent an hour last night rubbing Vick's Vap-o
Rub on my parakeet." --Jay Leno
"More bad news for
President Bush, his approval rating now dropped again, now at 33%. I tell you,
when he was at college his blood alcohol level was higher than that. I'll give
you an idea of how bad Bush's approval rating is, today he got turned down by
Di-Tech." --Jay Leno
"I'm surprised that
Jessica Simpson is distancing herself from the president. I mean they have a
lot in common: They're both from Texas, they're both under constant press
scrutiny and they both have no clue about what's going on in Iraq." --Jay
Leno
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