"Tough day for the
Bush administration. A guy named Claude Allen has been arrested and charged in
Maryland with swindling Target and some other department stores out of refunds.
He allegedly made off without about $5000 or so which is officially the smallest
amount of money ever stolen by a Republican." --Jimmy Kimmel
"President Bush's
approval rating is not good. A new Gallup poll puts it at just 36% which is a
new low for his presidency. He is just slightly more popular than herpes
now." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Everybody's excited
about March Madness, the big NCAA tournament? Here's how it works: It starts at
65, then 64, then 32, then 16. It's just like Bush's approval rating."
--David Letterman
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