Who's writing their speeches now -- Mr. T? (The W Generation)

"Vice President Dick Cheney has donated $2.7 million to the hospital at the George Washington University. He wants to make sure the next guy he shoots is taken care of first-class." --Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney is donating more than $2 million to the cardiac center that treats him. Well in Cheney's case, it's not really a donation, it's an advance." --Conan O'Brien

"Iran said they will inflict harm and pain on the United States if we try to stop their nuclear program. Who's writing their speeches now -- Mr. T?" --Jay Leno