There’s
a new startup in India that will deliver condoms within 30 minutes. Or as every
guy calls that, “Way too late.” –Conan O’Brien
Donald
Trump said yesterday that there will be a great place for former presidential
candidate Dr. Ben Carson in his administration if he wins. Although I’m
guessing it won’t be secretary of energy. –Seth Meyers
Amazon
in Japan is now offering a priest delivery service for Buddhists who don’t have
a local temple. The box may look empty when it arrives, but after you gaze into
it you realize the priest was inside you all along. –Seth Meyers
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