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Friday, September 23, 2016

new startup in India that will deliver condoms within 30 minutes (priest inside you)


There’s a new startup in India that will deliver condoms within 30 minutes. Or as every guy calls that, “Way too late.” –Conan O’Brien
Donald Trump said yesterday that there will be a great place for former presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson in his administration if he wins. Although I’m guessing it won’t be secretary of energy. –Seth Meyers
Amazon in Japan is now offering a priest delivery service for Buddhists who don’t have a local temple. The box may look empty when it arrives, but after you gaze into it you realize the priest was inside you all along. –Seth Meyers



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