everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen (Lester Holt Fever)

The presidential debate on Monday is expected to pull in huge ratings. In fact, the whole country has “Lester Holt Fever.” –Conan O’Brien

There’s a rumor that one in 10 Europeans is conceived in an Ikea bed. So people putting together Ikea furniture are at least using one tool correctly. –Conan O’Brien

Six members of the cast of “The West Wing” are going to campaign for Hillary Clinton at an event in Ohio. The move has backfired, though — now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen. –Conan O’Brien