"Earlier today, the
Pentagon launched the biggest air attack in Iraq since 2003. The White House said
the attack will continue until President Bush's approval rating goes above
40%." --Jay Leno
"We're coming up to
the third anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. I'm not sure how Bush is going
to mark the occasion. I think we can rule out landing on an aircraft carrier
and declaring mission accomplished." --Jay Leno
"Last night, Jessica
Simpson turned down an invitation to meet President Bush at a fundraiser. Yeah,
Bush said he invited Simpson because he likes being around people who challenge
him." --Conan O'Brien
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