"Gale Norton, the
woman who has been our secretary of the interior for the last five years, the
one guarding our environment, you know, she's stepping down. She says she wants
to spend more time strip-mining her family."--Bill Maher
"To get even with us,
the United Arab Emirates is talking about not buying any American made
products. Looks like we got them there too. We don't make any products in
America anymore." --Jay Leno
"Dubai announced they
will sell ownership of the six American ports to another investor. The bad
news: It's Iran. This is the biggest setback for the Bush administration, well,
all day." --Jay Leno
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