A
White House email account was hacked and a lot of their information was leaked
yesterday. They're saying the information was stolen from the Gmail account of
a low-level staffer. Then Joe Biden was like, "Technically, my title is
vice president." –Jimmy Fallon
It
was reported today that due to his role in the Bridge-gate scandal, New Jersey
Gov. Chris Christie could face impeachment. When he heard that, Christie said,
"MMM, peach, mint." –Jimmy Fallon
New
data finds that more Americans are bringing their own lunch to work every day.
As evidenced by the inside of your break room microwave that looks like a
triple homicide just took place. –Jimmy Fallon
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