"It's now believed
Iran has the capability to make nuclear weapons but hasn't done it yet. Which
could be big trouble, because if there's one thing the Bush Administration won’t
tolerate, it’s a middle eastern country that could have weapons of mass
destruction, that doesn’t." --Jay Leno
"Earlier today,
President Bush flew to New Orleans. There was an awkward moment when the
president looked around and said 'Oh my god, what the hell happened
here?'" --Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton said
today that she didn't know her husband, Bill Clinton, was giving the Arabs
advice on the port deal while she was ruling against it. Can you believe
that? Hillary was clueless about a
major political event. You know what that means. She could really be the next
president of the United States." --Jay Leno
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