"Chile's New
President, Michelle Bachelet is her name. She is a single mother, a socialist
and an agnostic. In this country not only could she not be elected president,
but her phone would be tapped by the FBI." --Bill Maher
"President Bush, this
is what he said. He said he's not worried about his approval rating at 33%
because he said he promises to reverse those numbers. Now I'm not a
mathematician, but if you take 33 and reverse it, isn't it still 33?" --
Jay Leno
"According to a new
survey by the Pew Research Center, Republicans are happier than Democrats. Well
of course they are, they own everything." --Jay Leno
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