"Are you aware we
have a new Secretary of the Interior, Dirk Kempthorne? I don't mean to laugh,
that's the guy's name. Wasn't he one of those gay cowboys? Earlier today, he
opened Mt. Rushmore for drilling oil in Lincoln's nose." --David Letterman
"President Bush's
approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will.
Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what
a great job he's being doing." --Jon Stewart
"Bush is committed to
one thing, he's going to disarm Iran, he's going to disarm Korea, and he's
going to disarm Cheney." --David Letterman
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