NHL: Seattle Kraken vs St. Louis Blues

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Washington Capitals vs Seattle Kraken

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Monty Python: The Not-so-interesting Beginnings

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Monty Python - Problem with words, Thripshaw's Disease

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Seattle Kraken

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

except for the times he was a sucker and a loser (out of respect he will delay slapping tariffs on communion wafers)

Even though they had their differences Donald Trump said he will attend the funeral of Pope Francis and out of respect he will delay slapping tariffs on communion wafers. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump plans on eulogizing the Pope by saying he was a great pope except for the times he was a sucker and a loser. —Greg Gutfeld 

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well, 92 if you count George W. Bush (Run Away!!!)

"They had a big state dinner and all of a sudden there's a lovely

young couple there. Nobody has any idea who they are. It's the

Salahis. Nobody knows who they are, they weren't invited,

nobody wants them there. Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches

of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush."

–David Letterman

"President Obama has agreed to extend the Bush-era tax cuts.

Because if there's anything we need, it's an extension of the Bush

era." –David Letterman

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Great, that should pretty much make up for everything (I'm going to make my husband take down his Cher posters)

"Conservatives are criticizing Time magazine because they put President Obama on the cover for the 12th time in the last year. Not only that, every week since Obama was elected, he's been on the cover of Black President Magazine." --Conan O'Brien

"Cher tweeted that Michele Bachmann needs to go back to school and take a history class. Michele Bachmann said, 'Because of that comment I'm going to make my husband take down his Cher posters.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Interesting announcement just came out. Next month, a 95-year-old Crow Indian chief will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom. When asked about it, the chief said, 'Great, that should pretty much make up for everything.'" --Conan O'Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they greeted each other like two action figures having sex (which I think is something Trump recommended as a cure for Covid)

Donald Trump visited East Palestine, the site of the recent train derailment. Several of the trains that derailed were carrying highly toxic vinyl chloride, which I think is something Trump recommended as a cure for Covid. —Colin Jost

Tucker Carlson, seen here at a White’s Only rave, has been granted access to over 40,000 hours of security footage from the January 6th riots. Watching all that will make you go insane, said psychiatrists about Tucker Carlson’s show. —Colin Jost

This week President Biden made a historic visit to Ukraine and met with Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky where they greeted each other like two action figures having sex. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The toads issued a statement telling the National Park Service to mind their own business (Every little thing she does is magic)

November 2022

“Last night was not nearly as bad for Democrats as many thought it would be, starting with John Fetterman’s victory over Mehmet Oz in the closely watched Pennsylvania Senate race. Wow, I can’t believe a candidate with no government experience who lives in New Jersey and reportedly killed over 300 dogs lost a race for Senate in Pennsylvania.” —Seth Meyers

“Bitcoin stocks keep crashing. Right now Bitcoin is worth about as much as a Dr. Oz yard sign.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The National Park Service is asking visitors to please stop licking the hallucinogenic toads. The toads issued a statement telling the National Park Service to mind their own business.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Make of that what you will (change one letter and it’s the story of my life)

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it’s the story of my life. –Dorothy Parker

They say sex is as good as a five-mile run. I don’t think I move five miles making love, but we’ve got three bedrooms. Make of that what you will. –Michael Palin, Monty Python

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. –Henry Miller, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Beach, 1957

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It can buy you 100 senators and 435 congressmen (And this explains the entirety of Fox News)

"Al-Qaida has now launched a woman's magazine that will have everything from fashion to terror advice. Unfortunately, women are not allowed to read it." –Jay Leno

"Today is the Ides of March, the day on which in 44 B.C. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by 60 Roman Senators. That could never happen today. We can't get 60 Senators to agree on anything." –Jay Leno

"Life expectancy in the U.S. has risen to a new record of 78.2 years. The bad news is, the average age a person has to work before they can retire is now 78.3 years." –Jay Leno

"You know, the interesting thing is, these numbers are so big that people can't even comprehend them. Like $700 billion. See, the best way to understand large amounts of money is to think of it in terms of what it can buy. For example, you know what $700 billion buys? It can buy you 100 senators and 435 congressmen." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. 

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s 

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Americans can add weed to the list of drugs they buy in Canada (tis but a scratch)

A woman was arrested yesterday morning for trying to scale a White House fence for the second time in a week. The Secret Service said, “We wish you were living here, too, Mrs. Clinton, but you can’t keep doing that.” –Jimmy Fallon

It was announced that Canada plans to legalize marijuana by July of next year. It’s exciting for Americans because now they can add weed to the list of drugs they buy in Canada. –Jimmy Fallon

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