Make of that what you will (change one letter and it’s the story of my life)

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it’s the story of my life. –Dorothy Parker

They say sex is as good as a five-mile run. I don’t think I move five miles making love, but we’ve got three bedrooms. Make of that what you will. –Michael Palin, Monty Python

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. –Henry Miller, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Beach, 1957

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

YOU Are On the Menu! (plump melonous hemispheres)

He kissed the plump mellow yellor smellor melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation. –James Joyce (1882-1941), Irish writer

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. –Henry Miller (1891-1980), American novelist

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody’s. –Woody Allen

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”