I knew I should have charged him (he was all ear)

A new documentary features three men who were allegedly paid to have sexual encounters with Lindsey Graham. I knew I should have charged him. —Greg Gutfeld 

On Wednesday, Evander Holyfield joined Donald Trump to campaign for the GOP midterms. And when the president talked, Holyfield was all ear. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Sounds like somebody can’t take ‘boo’ for an answer (wishing that it was two hours longer)

In an interview with “Fox & Friends” on Wednesday, the first lady, Melania Trump, announced a forthcoming documentary series in which she would be answering “private questions.” The announcement came less than a year after another documentary on Mrs. Trump, called simply “Melania,” was released to mixed reviews. If you’re one of the people who left the theater wishing that it was two hours longer, good news! —Desi Lydic

“You don’t have a date yet? You need a more specific timeline than that. It’s a documentary, not your husband’s war.” — Desi Lydic

“The only thing people want to know is what you fed your kid to make him eight feet tall.” — Desi Lydic

“I’m sorry, didn’t Melania just release a documentary about yourself? Sounds like somebody can’t take ‘boo’ for an answer.” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Monty Python: The Not-so-interesting Beginnings

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bob Newhart: Unbuttoned (2005)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

By Mistake (you're one president too late)

"Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late." –David Letterman

"HBO is running a documentary about the election of Barack Obama called 'By the People.' It's all about the election of Barack Obama and after this they have a series, after this, about Barack Obama, they have a documentary about the election of George W. Bush. It's called, 'By Mistake.'" –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”