Never forget what you're fighting for (3-wood/Smirnoff 100)

Kamala Harris told Rachel Maddow that her race against Trump ended up being the closest presidential election in the 21st century. When asked about proof, she said, “I prefer Smirnoff 100.” —Greg Gutfeld

New York Governor Kathy Hochul was booed by fans when she was brought up on stage at the Ryder Cup Golf Tournament. But the worst moment came when golfers mistook her face for a 3-wood. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

See kids, sometimes dreams do come true (Colbert's tears)

Yesterday, New York Governor Kathy Hochul declared a state of emergency in NYC due to severe flooding. Still not sure if it was caused by the rain or Stephen Colbert's tears. —Greg Gutfeld

Speaking of, last night Kamala Harris was on Colbert's show and told Stephen that quote, "Growing up, she never wanted to be the president." See kids, sometimes dreams do come true. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Has anyone looked into this??? (hung jury)

New York governor Kathy Hochul issued an apology for a boarding school's past treatment towards Native Americans. Apology accepted said Elizabeth Warren. —Greg Gutfeld

Kim Kardashian has finally earned her law degree after six years. Well there's nothing she loves more than a hung jury. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Don Lemon is going to have to up his game (Andrew Cuomo/Oh crap!)

In California a pan handler has gone viral for being very good-looking. Well looks like Don Lemon is going to have to up his game. —Greg Gutfeld

A 91 year-old woman broke the running record for the age group of 90 and above. When asked what inspired her to run so fast she responded “Andrew Cuomo.” —Greg Gutfeld

This week New York Governor Kathy Hochul made it easier to commit people with severe mental illnesses. Oh crap!, said The View. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

She was so hot, guys, I wish you could’ve seen her, but she was so classified (There’s no rush. You’ve got plenty of time)

September 2022

“We looked into the case of JR Majewski, a GOP House candidate from northwest Ohio who appears to have lied about his military service. Majewski touted his combat experience in Afghanistan following 9/11, but military records show he served away from combat in Qatar. Majewski has denied misrepresenting his time in service, and claimed that all of his records of deployment are classified. Yeah, that’s right people, he cannot prove that he was in combat because all of the records are classified. And I believe him. Man, I’ve been there. When I was in middle school, my girlfriend was classified too, and it sucked. She was so hot, guys, I wish you could’ve seen her, but she was so classified.” —Trevor Noah

“An announcement from the governor of New York state, Kathy Hochul, that they plan to put surveillance cameras in every New York subway car. The plan is to have cameras in every train – basically the subway is starting an OnlyFans account. Which, I don’t know. This is either going to discourage public masturbators or really excite them. How are there not already cameras? There are cameras in every aisle at Duane Reade. I find it hard to even steal lipstick any more. The cameras won’t be installed until 2025, so if you were planning to commit a crime on the subway, there’s no rush. You’ve got plenty of time.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You can read more about it in this month’s issue of Unhelpful Advice magazine (they started smoking methajuana)

January 2022

“Republican senators said the press conference wasn’t a good idea, so instead Trump will just spend a quiet day dancing to ‘Y.M.C.A.’ at home.” —James Corden

“There’s an update in the world of Covid: Everyone in the world has Covid.” —Stephen Colbert

“Speaking of, the C.D.C. announced that after you isolate for five days with Covid, you should take a rapid test if you have access to one. You can read more about it in this month’s issue of Unhelpful Advice magazine.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The first reports of the so-called ‘flurona’, a combination of the flu and the coronavirus (or just having both at the same time) have been reported. Americans are so stressed they started smoking methajuana.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And in lighter news, New York’s governor, Kathy Hochul, permanently legalized to-go cocktails in New York City this week. Then she said the same exact thing five minutes later. New Yorkers are like, ‘Look, governor, if you think you’re just going to win us over – what? We love you.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry