You can read more about it in this month’s issue of Unhelpful Advice magazine (they started smoking methajuana)

January 2022

“Republican senators said the press conference wasn’t a good idea, so instead Trump will just spend a quiet day dancing to ‘Y.M.C.A.’ at home.” —James Corden

“There’s an update in the world of Covid: Everyone in the world has Covid.” —Stephen Colbert

“Speaking of, the C.D.C. announced that after you isolate for five days with Covid, you should take a rapid test if you have access to one. You can read more about it in this month’s issue of Unhelpful Advice magazine.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The first reports of the so-called ‘flurona’, a combination of the flu and the coronavirus (or just having both at the same time) have been reported. Americans are so stressed they started smoking methajuana.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And in lighter news, New York’s governor, Kathy Hochul, permanently legalized to-go cocktails in New York City this week. Then she said the same exact thing five minutes later. New Yorkers are like, ‘Look, governor, if you think you’re just going to win us over – what? We love you.’” —Jimmy Fallon

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