“So he duped $250 million from his most passionate supporters and then watched as they all go to prison while he sat in Mar-a-Lago double-fisting coconut shrimp. And these aren’t wealthy people. You can always tell when they’re wearing nothing but giveaway merch from the losing team.” —Stephen Colbert
“[imitating Giuliani ] I love Diet Pepsi, especially a robust, red Diet Pepsi, or, in the summer, a diet Pepsi rosé. I also enjoy boxed Diet Pepsi.’” —Stephen Colbert
“According to the January 6th committee, $1 million of the ‘election defense fund’ was donated to the personal foundation of Mark Meadows, Trump’s chief of staff. Yes, the Meadows foundation is a charity that raises money to fund research into how much money it can raise. Another $200,000 went to the former president’s hotels, and that was just Giuliani’s bar tab. And the former Fox News anchor turned Don Jr. paramour Kimberly Guilfoyle was paid $60,000 for her two-minute speech at Trump’s January 6 rally. But it was worth every dime. I’ll never forget her immortal words: ‘Yaaahhghaahheetahaaaghhh!!’” —Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
