Honey, I'm going to be out on the road a couple weeks (National Bed Bug Summit)

"President Obama is going to Mexico tomorrow. He visited Canada a couple weeks ago, then he went throughout Europe, then he went to Iraq, and tomorrow he's going to Mexico. See, this is what happens when your mother-in-law moves in with you. 'Honey, I'm going to be out on the road a couple weeks.'" --Jay Leno

"In Arlington, Virginia, the Environmental Protection Agency is holding something called the National Bed Bug Summit. Health officials are going to offer advice on how to combat the growing problem of bed bugs. And it's being held in Arlington's Crystal City Sheraton Hotel. See, that's when you know the economy is bad, okay? When a Sheraton hotel is thrilled to be hosting the bed bug summit. 'Hey, be sure to come back in June for the big head lice symposium.'" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Young Turks: Bernie Sanders Thanks The Koch Brothers For Proving His Point

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Radiohead Fake Plastic Trees live (high audio quality)

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Radiohead Exit Music

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Rush - Limelight (Live)

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Tear the fascists down - Woody Guthrie

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Woody Guthrie ~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose

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Big Head Todd & the Monsters - Boom Boom

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Time to say goodbye Andrea Bocelli,Sara Brightman

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Elastica - Connection

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U2 - Elevation

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Throwing Muses Live "Bright Yellow Gun" 3/14/09

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Susanna Hoffs - All I Want (Live)

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blondie - slow motion

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Temptations - My Girl

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Jr Walker & Allstars - Shotgun

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Mel Carter - Love Is All We Need

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Joe Tex - The Love You Save

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Led Zeppelin Rock n Roll 1973

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Dire Straits - So Far Away (Wembley Arena)

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The Rolling Stones - Jumpin' Jack Flash ( Front Row ) - Live @ The Honda Center 5-18-13

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Bill Withers - Lean On Me

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Hey if you don't straighten up next year, crumpets, buddy (The ones who are really killing people)

"Some Americans did a very dumb thing today. They had tea party protests. They've been mailing tea bags to Congress to I guess express their dissatisfaction with taxes and government spending because nothing shakes a politician up like a complimentary bag of tea. 'Hey if you don't straighten up next year, crumpets, buddy.'" --Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley -- all dependents." --Jay Leno

"And as you know, that captain of the merchant ship that was held captive by three Somali pirates was rescued when the pirates were shot and killed by a group of Navy Seals. President Obama authorized the military to use any force necessary to accomplish this. And today, the CEOs of Ford, Chrysler and GM said, 'We'll build any car you want.'" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Now That’s What I Call Road Rage (The Luck of the Rich)

In anticipation of a two-week highway shutdown, the Oregon Department of Transportation released a traffic jam playlist. Or what we call here in Los Angeles, a playlist. The playlist is called “Gridlock Grooves.” If successful during the first week, they plan on releasing a new playlist called “Now That’s What I Call Road Rage.” --James Corden

In a recent interview, the head of the Food and Drug Administration said they intend to cut down on the use of the term “milk” to describe dairy alternatives like almond milk. The definition of milk, they say, refers to “a lactating animal; an almond does not lactate.” Now, if an almond doesn’t lactate, then I’ve been eating almonds the wrong way. It’s going to be tough to get used to the change, but you know what they say, it’s no crying over spilled almond juice. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dude, what if California was like... three Californias? (who would get custody of LeBron?)

Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states. It’s no coincidence that this proposal came right after the state legalized weed. “Dude, what if California was like... three Californias?” --James Corden

Had it split, the three different states would have been known as Northern California, Southern California, and More Racist Arizona. --James Corden

They actually made the decision to suspend the vote when they couldn’t agree on who would get custody of LeBron. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Well you know what they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the orange (If you want to go forward CHOOSE "D")

According to Axios, during discussions about renewable energy, President Trump has more than once declared to administration officials, quote, “I hate the wind.” Which is bad news for his lawyer, who also blows. --Seth Meyers

According to The New York Times, Ivanka Trump, like President Trump, is said to hold grudges. Well you know what they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the orange. --Seth Meyers

MTV has announced it’s working on a new reality show with Lindsay Lohan. Well, she’s been working on it for years — MTV just decided to start filming it. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”  

Even Trump was like, “Why can’t this guy think before he speaks?” (What is start drinking at noon?)

The new “Mission: Impossible” won the box office this weekend, bringing in over $60 million. They’ve already come up with the plot for the next “Mission: Impossible” — getting Rudy Giuliani to stop talking. --Jimmy Fallon

Giuliani has been doing lots of interviews trying to defend President Trump with the Russia investigation. Today he said that collusion isn’t illegal. Even Trump was like, “Why can’t this guy think before he speaks?” --Jimmy Fallon

Alex Trebek is hinting that he might retire from “Jeopardy!” in 2020. When asked what he’ll do in retirement, Trebek said, “What is start drinking at noon?” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thomas Hartmann: Debt for the Working Class and Bonuses for the Rich (w/guest Richard Wolff)

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B-Sides (Ex. Film 7/31/18)

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Jimmy Dore: Meghan McCain MELTS DOWN Over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Secular Talk: Horrendous Income Inequality In The US In 2 Charts

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Humanist Report: Dem Elites Hold Private Meeting to Plot Against Bernie Sanders in 2020

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Young Turks: LeBron James Changes Children's Lives With New School

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Secular Talk: Noam Chomsky Comments On RussiaGate

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Secular Talk: Right-Wing Snowflakes Melt Over Sensible Leftist Policies

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In fact, earlier today, he left a bigger mess in the Oval Office than Bush did (semi-domesticated wolves that Cheney kept in his dungeon)

"Anybody been to the New York Auto Show this week? I'll tell you, I'm worried about the American automobile industry. Are you a little worried about the auto industry? Even the cars, the American cars, when you see them at the automobile show there on the turntable, they are only getting eight miles to the gallon." --David Letterman

"How about that Obama dog? They got a new dog. Yeah, a little Portuguese water dog. And the dog, as you would expect, is not house broken yet. In fact, earlier today, he left a bigger mess in the Oval Office than Bush did." --David Letterman

"A new dog in the White House. I believe there hasn't been a dog in the White House since that pack of semi-domesticated wolves that Cheney kept in his dungeon." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

They rescued Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc and guest star Charo (Now we're losing to poultry in Italy?)

"Scientists from the University of Padova, in Italy, announced this week that baby chicks have the ability to do basic arithmetic and can add basic numbers together. You know, it's bad enough our public school kids can't compete with kids in China and Japan. Now we're losing to poultry in Italy? This is bad. We need to get better schools." --Jay Leno

"I'm glad you folks are here. We had a tough crowd last night. In fact, right in the middle of the show, I had to be rescued by Navy Seals." --David Letterman

"How about those Navy Seals, though? They rescued Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc and guest star Charo." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That was a waterboarding dog (Hey, that's our slogan)

"And today, President Obama gave a speech on the economy, saying there would be more pain now, but hope later, to which pro basketball's Los Angeles Clippers said, 'Hey, that's our slogan.'" --Jay Leno

"As you know by now, Captain Phillips was rescued when Navy Seals shot and killed three of the pirates, although, according to Phil Spector's attorney, the pirates shot themselves in the head." --Jay Leno

"There was some nice news this week. The Obamas got a new dog. It's a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Now, don't confuse that with what Dick Cheney had. That was a waterboarding dog. That was totally different." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

However, the pirates are still holding the ship comic (or as we call them in this country, rap stars)

"So the Navy Seal snipers shot three pirates. They shot them at the same time, simultaneously. I mean that is sharp shooting, ladies and gentlemen. Boom, all of them gone. I mean, something like that hasn't really happened since the last Dick Cheney hunting trip." --Jimmy Fallon

"So the good news is the Navy sea captain from the United States was rescued in that action. However, the pirates are still holding the ship comic." --Jimmy Fallon

"Whew! Last night, I had that great new drink, the Navy Seal. Three shots -- boom -- and you're done." --Jay Leno

"Well, you know, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the Somali pirates were all 'untrained teenagers with heavy weapons,' or as we call them in this country, rap stars." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Redacted Tonight: Where are the anti-war voices?? w/ Brian Becker

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The candidate that gives a sh*t about you (throwing Frisbees at Joe Biden)

"Anyway, reports are saying that the White House staff loved Obama’s new dog. But the chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, is jealous, because until the puppy arrived, he was the cutest little guy in the White House." --Craig Ferguson

"President Obama says his daughters will take care of the dog, but who picks up the dog's poop after the kids go to sleep? Well, that duty will fall on a low-level employee with nothing else to do. Joe Biden's going to be cleaning up." --Craig Ferguson

"Bo arrived just in time, because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing Frisbees at Joe Biden." --Jimmy Fallon

"Bo, that's a great name, although they almost named it after the other dog from the White House, Bill." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the United States government borrowed a billion eggs from China (I call it common sense)

"And today, they had the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. They always have it on Monday after Easter. But this year, because of the economy, they almost had to cancel the Easter egg roll. At the last minute, though, the United States government borrowed a billion eggs from China." --David Letterman

"How about that story, with the pirates off the coast of Somalia? Man, I mean, President Obama, this guy is getting it done, you know. He rounded up the Somali pirates and the Madoffs all in the same year. Looking pretty good." --David Letterman

"Now the new puppy is a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Apparently, they call the dog Bo because Michelle's father's nickname is Diddly. So Bo Diddly. It's very complicated. Settling on a name for the President's dog is like having to name one of the octomom's kids." --Craig Ferguson

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I saw your Trump yard sign (sounds like something you order in a bar, doesn't it?)

"Of course, the big story is that the Obamas got their new puppy! How about that, huh? On Fox News, they declared that the dog is a Muslim socialist." --Jay Leno

"The Obamas dog is a Portuguese water dog, which sounds like something you order in a bar, doesn't it?" --Jay Leno

"Of course, the hardest thing these days about paper-training a puppy is finding a newspaper that's still in business." --Jay Leno

"Actually, this has become a first family tradition. All the first families have had a dog. The Obamas have Bo, that's the name of the dog. The Bushes had Barney. The Clintons, of course, had Bill." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”