Protesters
rushed the stage during Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s performance — or as Ryan
Lochte told the press afterwards, some Brazilians tried to rob him at gunpoint
while he was dancing. –James Corden
There’s
been a lot in the news about Hillary Clinton’s recent bout of pneumonia.
Hillary herself tweeted about it yesterday, saying just like any sick person,
she’s “just anxious to get back out there.” That shows how out of touch Hillary
is with regular people. People don’t want to go back to work. Nobody’s in bed
at 1 p.m. thinking, “Oh man, I wish I was watching Linda’s PowerPoint on how to
fill out my expense reports.” –James Corden
Her
doctors say she’s doing so well, she’ll be up and deleting emails in no time.
–James Corden
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