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fistfight broke out at a Trump rally yesterday. Or, more accurately, a Trump
rally broke out during a fistfight. –Conan O’Brien
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700-pound woman is trying to hit 1,000 pounds to reach her goal of becoming the
World’s Fattest Woman. Although, she still plans to put “700 pounds” on her
Tinder profile. –Conan O’Brien
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new study came out and it claims that women would be better off going to bed
two hours before men. The study was paid for by guys who want to watch porn.
–Conan O’Brien
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Trump will be going on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his health. He will then discuss
his immigration plan with Dora the Explorer. –Conan O’Brien
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