Trump's war on America (please God let him be talking about a chocolate Easter Bunny)

I feel the same way about slaves as I do about shirts with flame patterns on them. I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them. —Norm Macdonald

I was in a line today and I hear the guy behind me say, ‘I like to start by biting the ears off’ and I had to pray, please God let him be talking about a chocolate Easter Bunny. —Norm Macdonald

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well, you can't fault Mother Nature for trying (Slappuccino)

There was some breaking news today from the nation's capital. Apparently, a sinkhole has just appeared on the North Lawn of the White House. Well, you can't fault Mother Nature for trying. --James Corden

A coffee company has recalled 65,000 cans of coffee beans over concerns that opening them could cause the lids to fly off and hit people in the face. Although, it saves you a step. Usually you have to drink the coffee to wake up in the morning, but this will take care of that. The coffee company is really trying to put a positive spin on the story. They're marketing this as their brand-new drink, the “Slappuccino.” --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's amazing when you can get to that level (Take the hint)

Check this out. Over the weekend, Trump's pick to be the next U.N. ambassador withdrew herself from consideration. You’ve got to hand it to Trump -- his administration is running so smoothly, that his staff are now firing themselves. That's amazing when you can get to that level. --Jimmy Fallon

“A cat from Florida that went missing two years ago was just found 1,400 miles from home in Kansas. Yep. The owners were really excited, while the cat was like, ‘Take the hint.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They just closed their eyes and listened to Morgan Freeman read the appetizers (they're complicit)

The Cuban government recently returned a missing U.S. missile that was sent to Europe for training, but was accidentally shipped to Cuba. So the good news is that the missile was returned to America. But the bad news is THAT CAN HAPPEN! –Jimmy Fallon

President Obama was spotted at a steak restaurant in D.C. This week with Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks. They didn't even order anything. They just closed their eyes and listened to Morgan Freeman read the appetizers. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They are like a leper colony full of Amway salesmen (My favorite day)

The democrats are now people no one wants to be around. They are like a leper colony full of Amway salesmen. —Greg Gutfeld

So, former President Biden says he was the one who made all the pardons with the auto pen. He also questioned why everyone should be so upset that he uses a machine to sign documents when he also uses a machine to keep him alive. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It left many Democrat voters rolling over in their graves (they're complicit)

It's Liberation day! Yes not to be confused with Liberace day. That's when I show up to work with a candelabra up my a**. Wisconsin voters approved a referendum requiring voter ID leaving many Democrat voters rolling over in their graves. —Greg Gutfeld 

Delaware Democrat Chris Coons wonders why we're wasting time on Greenland when the average American can't find Greenland on the map. To which the average American responded, ‘well none of us can find Delaware on a map either.’ It’s a tiny little place. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

or what Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon calls the Number Six (quiet quitting)

A majority of Democrats say their congressmen should oppose Trump no matter what. Even if it keeps them from getting the things they claim they want. I think that's called cutting off your nose despite your face, or what Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon calls the Number Six. —Greg Gutfeld

CBS News is now complaining that those Venezuelan gang members were deported under the alien enemies act, even though it's quote ‘a centuries old law’. What's wrong with centuries old asked Nancy Pelosi. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

even more shocking is that CNN can still afford a pollster (29%)

A convicted fentanyl dealer was seen crying as she was nabbed by ICE. She was especially upset when she found out that ice wasn't followed by the word, cream. Because she’s fat. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new CNN poll and this is CNN mind you, the Democrat party's favorability among the American public is 29%. 29%, that's shocking but even more shocking  is that CNN can still afford a pollster. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Can you imagine anyone being that unpopular? (mice who love musicals)

Scientists are using genetic engineering to create mice with two male parents. It's all part of a bigger plan to create mice who love musicals. —Greg Gutfeld

The latest poll has the Democrats having a 31% approval rating. Can you imagine anyone being that unpopular, said Hitler. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If he drops just three more points, he becomes a Democrat (What the hell happened here?)

"Not looking good for President Bush's popularity. He's now at 35%. If he drops just three more points, he becomes a Democrat." --Jay Leno

"According to the latest poll, if George W. Bush were to run for president today he would lose to the Democratic candidate. And today George W. Bush said 'Again?'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”