even more shocking is that CNN can still afford a pollster (29%)

A convicted fentanyl dealer was seen crying as she was nabbed by ICE. She was especially upset when she found out that ice wasn't followed by the word, cream. Because she’s fat. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new CNN poll and this is CNN mind you, the Democrat party's favorability among the American public is 29%. 29%, that's shocking but even more shocking  is that CNN can still afford a pollster. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

widespread awakening of class consciousness (a Latte)

A man that Washington Governor Jay Inslee gave clemency to was caught with enough fentanyl to kill nearly 300,000 people. Joe Biden wasn't impressed saying, hey I pardoned a guy you killed 10 times that many. —Greg Gutfeld

Snow White premiered in Los Angeles on Saturday. It's the worst thing to happen to the city all year said firefighters. —Greg Gutfeld

An LA man whose lap was scalded by tea at Starbucks was awarded $50 million. When asked how much pain he was in he replied, a Latte. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

which is how he ended up with all those kids (explain soccer)

President Trump addressed a joint session of Congress and claimed that no president has changed government faster than him. Yeah, and nobody changed airport security faster than bin Laden. —Michael Che

President Trump also said that he signed an executive order to ban men from playing in women's sports. But if men aren't allowed to play women's sports, explain soccer. —Michael Che

President Trump said the tariff on goods from Canada is to stop the flow of fentanyl, even though last year only 40 pounds of the drug was seized at the northern border. 40 pounds? What's that like? Two butt fulls? —Michael Che

On Thursday, Elon Musk's SpaceX Starship exploded just minutes into its mission, which is how he ended up with all those kids. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Must Sell Network Before Christmas (a glow-in-the-dark Cracker Barrel)

A 33-year-old man returning from Mexico was found to have 4.2 ounces of fentanyl in his rectum. Such. Remind me to avoid fentanyl. —Greg Gutfeld

These days MSNBC has come to stand for Must Sell Network Before Christmas. —Greg Gutfeld

So what's next for MSNBC. Well they're going to try to redefine themselves as a startup, but that's impossible because the product is nothing new and it's hopelessly contaminated. It's Radioactive. It's like closing Chernobyl, throwing on a coat of paint and reopening it as a glow-in-the-dark Cracker Barrel. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition (Stop the car!)

A brawl broke out in a Canadian nursing home when a 79 year old woman took the seat of an 86 year old during a Bingo game. It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition. --Michael Che, SNL

In a new documentary, an ex-girlfriend of Prince Andrew describes Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell as Batman and Robin. Come on. What does Batman and Robin have in common with a billionaire that grooms teenagers? —Michael Che

The oldest living person in the United States died this week at the age of 115. It’s a powerful reminder to always test your cocaine for Fentanyl. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

Dammit, why did I get this (keeping black folks down with a quiet handshake since 1787)

January 2022

The oldest living person in the United States died this week at the age of 115. It’s a powerful reminder to always test your cocaine for Fentanyl. —Michael Che

Senate republicans lined up to shake Kyrsten Sinema’s hand after she voted against changing the filibuster to pass voting rights. Ah, the U.S. senate, keeping black folks down with a quiet handshake since 1787. —Michael Che

A new study shows that the Covid vaccine does not cause infertility in men or women. ‘Dammit, why did I get this.’ —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

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