but you can only get it on your birthday (So my soulmate is out there)

Researchers at Stanford have successfully used AI to create new viruses. But wait, that's my job, said Dr. Fauci. —Greg Gutfeld 

While selling a product to viewers, instead of saying the name blowout, the QVC host accidentally said blow***. Yeah. Men could still order it, but you can only get it on your birthday. –Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”