The senators were angry that he wasted their whole day when they could have been doing nothing (she can now do math)

So, a Senate committee voted to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt for taking the fifth more than a hundred times. The senators were angry that he wasted their whole day when they could have been doing nothing. —Greg Gutfeld

A woman is suing for $10 million after a player's bat flew into the stands at Yankee Stadium and struck her in the head. Doctors say the woman was hit so hard she can now do math. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”