I think the real news is that he has a thesaurus (pinning the war on Dr. Fauci)

President Trump held a cabinet meeting at Camp David on Friday, where he discussed the war in Iran. I’m not saying that they’re out of ideas, but the best option they came up with was pinning the war on Dr. Fauci. — Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, on Saturday, Trump announced that he called off strikes on Iran because the ‘perimeters of a deal’ had been agreed to. Yeah, a couple of months ago, he had the outline of a deal, and before that, he had the framework of a deal. I think the real news is that he has a thesaurus.” — Jimmy Fallon

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