Police brought him to the station and put him in the “Chris Brown Wing.”

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry will compete on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Which is why this season it will be called “Dancing with the Stars … and Rick Perry.” –Jimmy Fallon

Today, the president of Mexico hosted Donald Trump. It was just another example of a Mexican doing a job that Americans don’t want. –Conan O’Brien

Yesterday after a 10-hour stand-off, Chris Brown was arrested by the LAPD. Police brought him to the station and put him in the “Chris Brown Wing.” –Conan O’Brien