After
insulting Mexico for the past year, Donald Trump was in Mexico today. Things
got awkward when he made a speech that started out, “Hola, Rapists.” –Conan
O’Brien
Ryan
Lochte has just announced a new endorsement deal with a crime prevention
device. The device is so advanced, it can even stop crimes that you completely
made up. –Conan O’Brien
New
Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was spotted singing and dancing at a Bruce
Springsteen concert. Then Christie tried to crowd surf and killed nine people.
–Conan O’Brien
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