Football
started tonight with the Denver Broncos playing their first game since Peyton
Manning retired. Trevor Siemian took his place and before kickoff, Peyton put
his arm around Trevor's shoulder, looked into his eyes and said, "You
know, starting today, you can get two medium Papa John's pizzas for $6."
–Jimmy Fallon
New
York's Fashion Week kicked off yesterday. A crowded runway where people keep
going in circles, or as most New Yorkers call that, LaGuardia. –Jimmy Fallon
Speaking
of Kanye, he reportedly set a record this week, selling almost $800,000 worth
of merchandise at Madison Square Garden — beating the record held by Pope
Francis when he held Mass there. So if you're keeping score, that's Yeezus one,
Jesus zero. –Jimmy Fallon
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