Last
night they held, like, an appetizer debate — an “amuse douche,” if you will. It
was called the Commander-in-Chief Forum. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
answered questions about national security. It was the first time the two of
them were in the same room since Trump's wedding. –Stephen Colbert
It
took place right here in New York on the aircraft carrier Intrepid. Once the
two of them were on board, a lot of people were tempted to cut it loose and let
it drift out to sea. –Stephen Colbert
Football
started tonight with the Denver Broncos playing their first game since Peyton
Manning retired. Trevor Siemian took his place and before kickoff, Peyton put
his arm around Trevor's shoulder, looked into his eyes and said, "You
know, starting today, you can get two medium Papa John's pizzas for $6."
–Jimmy Fallon
