Donald
Trump has just revealed that he’s not practicing for the upcoming debates in a
“traditional” way, and has not been using a stand-in for Hillary. Which
explains why today I saw Trump at Ann Taylor Loft yelling at a mannequin. “That
sweater set isn’t very presidential! Sad!” –Jimmy Fallon
Today,
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said he’s endorsing Hillary Clinton for president.
Well, actually what he said was, “I have an endorsement for . . . Hilarity? Is
there a Hilarity here? Hillberry? Hill-am-bee?” –Jimmy Fallon
Jessica
Alba’s Honest Company is selling “bipartisan diapers” featuring the Democratic
donkey and Republican elephant holding hands. Because at the end of the day,
both Republicans and Democrats are basically full of the same thing. –Jimmy
Fallon
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