I can't figure out why else you would need 13 phones (Stair Force One)

The president is there for his very last G20 Summit. So, the next time he talks international economics, it'll be with a really bored person at a party. –Stephen Colbert

There was a bit of a rough patch at the beginning of the meeting, when Chinese officials wouldn't let President Obama get off Air Force One using the normal staircase, or "Stair Force One". I hope that's what they call it. –Stephen Colbert

Have you heard about the latest FBI report on Hillary Clinton's emails? Probably not, because they put it out the Friday before Labor Day. You couldn't hide that news more if you welded it inside a lead capsule and fired it into the heart of the sun. –Stephen Colbert

One of the big revelations of this latest email dump is that Secretary Clinton didn't use just one smartphone in office as she originally claimed, she used up to 13 different mobile devices in four years. Madam Secretary, tell the truth. Are you a crack dealer? Because I can't figure out why else you would need 13 phones. –Stephen Colbert