He has no idea what that means either (It's oversized and it's flawed)

"President Bush is in Austria. He's trying to convince European leaders to eliminate agricultural subsidies in order to promote global free trade. Yeah, he has no idea what that means either." --David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton has got a brand new diamond ring. A brand-new, huge, enormous diamond ring. It's oversized and it's flawed, just like her husband. The last time a Democrat had a stone that big, it was passed by Ted Kennedy." --David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Never mind, I found it (the foot-long hot dogs were only five inches)

It just came out that Pope Francis once said that there is no such thing as hell. And then he got stuck in Boarding Group C on Spirit Airlines and said, “Never mind, I found it.” --Jimmy Fallon

Today the Yankees had to postpone their home opener because of a snowstorm. You can tell it was cold because the foot-long hot dogs were only five inches. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That is some expensive sh*t (science hasn’t perfected pig to human kidney transplants)

A Florida man swallowed $769,000 in stolen diamond earrings. That is some expensive sh*t. —Greg Gutfeld

Joy Behar says she would never donate a kidney to save the life of a Trump voter. She couldn't anyway since science hasn’t perfected pig to human kidney transplants. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

you know, just like he did in the National Guard (the suffering is what makes it special)

The Republican Convention goes on all week, and of course, the highlight will be toward the end of the week. George Bush will show up for one day, you know, just like he did in the National Guard. –David Letterman

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused. –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And you can take that all the way to the Swiss bank (The Emperor's Club)

“But he is not quitting. Mitt Romney says he will keep fighting. And you can take that all the way to the Swiss bank.” –Jay Leno

​​"The actual name for this app is “Priest in your pocket.” Don’t they read the paper? Couldn’t they come up with a better name?" –Jay Leno

“Donald Trump announced this week he is building a new hotel four blocks from the White House. Today, President Obama demanded to see his long-form builder's permit.” –Jay Leno

"The name of this prostitute service is The Emperor's Club, sounds better than Whore House, doesn't it? On the website, they rank the girls from one to seven diamonds. The diamonds represent how many you have to buy for your wife after you get caught." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

A bat used by Jackie Robinson was sold for $1 Million (Can you imagine the size of the child who lined that?)

May 2022

As a man there is no way I can understand the full impact of this issue. But I asked a bunch of women around the office what their personal experience was with abortion. And I gotta admit, I learned a lot from the HR meeting they made me go to. —Michael Che

I just don’t get why republicans are so against this. I mean, maybe don’t think of it as an abortion, think of it as a patriot storming the uterus to overturn the results of an unfair pregnancy. —Michael Che

A bat used by Jackie Robinson was sold for $1 Million. The bat is considered so valuable because Robinson used it in an All-Star game and also to get back to his car safely. —Michael Che

Archaeologists have discovered a 1,000 year old drawing in a cave in Alabama. And guys, they’re bad. They’re really bad drawings. —Michael Che

A 220 carat diamond known as The Rock will become the largest white diamond ever auctioned off. Wow, 220 carats. Can you imagine the size of the child who lined that? —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the planet may be inhabited by aliens not paying their fair share (the same 47 percent I don't care about)

October 2012

"A new poll found that only 47 percent of voters find Mitt Romney to be trustworthy. Then Romney was like, 'Well, I hope it's not the same 47 percent I don't care about.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"This week President Obama's Facebook page received more than a million 'Likes' in a single day. All of them from Republicans who watched last week's debate." –Jimmy Fallon

"There is a lot of anticipation for tonight's vice-presidential debate. Joe Biden took six days off to prepare for it. President Obama took just two days off. Well, three if you count the actual debate." –Jay Leno

"Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by aliens not paying their fair share." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Keep in mind, I am a proctologist (massive 910 carat diamond)

Miners in Africa have found a massive 910 carat diamond worth tens of millions of dollars. The diamond will go to either a museum or to Beyoncé the next time Jay-Z cheats on her. --Conan O’Brien

President Trump’s doctor predicted that the president will live a long life. As a result, the doctor is now treating Melania Trump for depression. --Conan O’Brien

President Trump had a physical today. After Trump’s exam, his doctor said he found “no cognitive or mental issues whatsoever.” But the doctor did say, “Keep in mind, I am a proctologist.” --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Which is Witch?/foot tapping/You, Me and Dupre

"So, you have this triangle, the governor, his wife and this hooker. Or, as they're calling themselves, You, Me and Dupre." --Jay Leno

"The name of this prostitute service is The Emperor's Club, sounds better than Whore House, doesn't it? On the website, they rank the girls from one to seven diamonds. The diamonds represent how many you have to buy for your wife after you get caught." --Jay Leno

"You know how the governor got caught? Through wiretaps. You see, Democrats get caught in sex scandals through wiretapping. Republicans get caught in sex scandals through foot tapping." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats