So Donald Trump endorsed L.L. Bean on Twitter — because if anybody
represents the rugged great outdoors, it’s a spray-tanned germaphobe
who goes to the bathroom on a gold toilet. –Conan O’Brien
"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama has decided
to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of former President Bush's bust
of Winston Churchill. When he heard about it, Bush was furious and said,
'Winston Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum P.I.'"
–Conan O'Brien
Ben Affleck was patted down by TSA security at Los Angeles International
Airport this week. Though when it was over, the woman whispered, “I’m
not in the TSA.” –Jimmy Fallon
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