idiocracy23: April 2019

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

The Beatles - We Can Work it Out

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse -collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Marie Laforêt - Marie Douceur, Marie Colère (Paint It Black) [Rolling Stones]

ROLLING STONES PAINT IT BLACK LIVE

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love Medley - Communication Breakdown

Ed Sheeran "In My Life"

Yardbirds "Train Kept Rollin" 1967 Feauturing Jimmy Page

Ramones 1978 "Teenage Lobotomy- Blitzkrieg Bop"

The Clash "Clampdown" April 25, 1980

Jimi Hendrix "Wild Thing" 1967-05-11

Iggy and the Stooges I wanna be your Dog

Jimi Hendrix - Johnny B Goode

Stone Roses - Begging You Demo 93

John Squire - Driving South - Live Radio Clyde 2003

Muddy Waters Mannish Boy Live At Rockpalast

Jimmy Dore with Aaron Mate: WashPo Lies & Smears Accurate Journalism On RussiaGate

Deutsche Bank Championship (TPC Boston, Norton, MA)

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller
coaster soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On
Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Billie Holiday - I wish I had you

Clifford Brown - Love is a many splendored thing

Sonny Rollins - Till there was you

Charlie Parker - Bluebird

Thelonious Monk - You are too beautiful

Bill Evans trio - Spring is here

Sonny Rollins - In a sentimental mood

Clifford Brown - Stardust

Fats Navarro - Index

Thelonious Monk - Liza

Lester Young - Slow motion blues

Lester Young - There will never be another you

Clifford Brown - I'll remember april

Charlie Parker and Coleman Hawkins

PJ Harvey - Dress - HD Live (V Festival 2003)

Public Enemy - Fight The Power - Reading Festival 1992

The Cult - Born To Be Wild - UK TV

Happy Mondays - 24 Hour Party People - G-Mex 1990

Sugarcubes - Birthday - Astoria 1988

Sugarcubes - Motorcrash - Alabama 1988

Sugarcubes - Eat The Menu - Akureyri 1989

Lady and Roscoe having some fun (I think...)

Philadelphia Sixers vs Toronto Raptors - Game 2 - Full Game Highlights

Portland Trail Blazers vs Denver Nuggets - Game 1 - Full Game Highlights

as soon as he's unhooked from the defibrillator (except for the WikiLeaks guy)

"Nigerian authorities are charging former Vice President Dick Cheney on a bribery scandal that involves Halliburton. That's when you know you're bad, when guys in Nigeria are accusing YOU of running a scam. Cheney has offered to be hooked up to a polygraph, as soon as he's unhooked from the defibrillator." –Jay Leno

"President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan. Nobody knew he was going — except for the WikiLeaks guy." –Jay Leno

"Obama was going to have a meeting with Afghan President Karzai about the country's corruption, incompetence, and the wasting of American tax dollars. And that's just what Karzai was going to lecture Obama about." –Jay Leno

George W. Bush doesn’t care about Blackberries (cousin Rico)

"President Obama has set aside over 180 million acres of land for polar bears. When Sarah Palin heard about it, she said, 'Todd, get my gun.'" –Conan O'Brien

"On his book tour George W. Bush said, 'I was a Blackberry person, and now I’m an iPad person, so I hope you buy my book in hardcover and electronically.' So there you have it. George W. Bush doesn’t care about Blackberries." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Legislation was enacted in 1993 designed to allow gay people to serve in the military as long as they told their colleagues that the ripped, topless and be-jean shorted fireman that they had in their foot locker was cousin Rico." –Jon Stewart on "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

I call this one Conan, because it's red, and I wrecked it (nondenominational venison)

"The annual 'Christmas Village' in Philadelphia has been renamed the 'Holiday Village.' In fact, they're not Santa's reindeer anymore . . . They're now 'nondenominational venison.'" –Jay Leno

"WikiLeaks continues to release thousands of classified documents, but some of the leaks are just gossip. Like the one saying Iranian President Ahmadinejad was once offered a 10 pm show on NBC. I guess they were just trying to ruin his reputation." –Jay Leno

"Jay Leno has more than a hundred classic cars. 'I call this one Conan, because it's red, and I wrecked it.'" –Craig Ferguson

it's not exactly the resurrection of the Easter bunny, but it's fun for the kids (Out of force of habit, he blamed George Bush)

"Anderson Cooper did a show this week from inside that half-mile long drug smuggling tunnel between San Diego and Mexico. It's quite an amazing tunnel. It has lighting, ventilation, a rail car, a Starbucks..." –Jimmy Kimmel

"The miracle of Hanukkah is that there was only enough oil to keep the menorah lit for one night and it lasted for eight nights. As far as religious miracles go, it's not exactly the resurrection of the Easter bunny, but it's fun for the kids." –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama received 12 stitches in his lip after being elbowed in the mouth during a basketball game. Out of force of habit, he blamed George Bush." –Jay Leno

It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim (they want Brett Favre to play two more years)

"President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'" –Conan O'Brien

"The government is considering raising the retirement age to 69. In other words, they want Brett Favre to play two more years." –Conan O'Brien

"Former President George W. Bush said he's a huge fan of his new iPad. Or as he called it, his 'glowing magic window.'" –Conan O'Brien

Sir, if you don't order now you'll miss the early bird special (He had such a promising career as a pirate)

"Yesterday John McCain announced, 'We must bring about a regime change in North Korea.' To which the waitress replied, "Sir, if you don't order now you'll miss the early bird special." –Jay Leno

"A 19-year-old Somali man was arrested in Portland for allegedly planning to detonate a bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. His parents are devastated. He had such a promising career as a pirate." –Jay Leno

"American Airlines is going to offer happy hour on its flights in December. TSA is feeling us up. The airline is giving us free booze. We don't even have to make Friday night plans anymore. Just book a flight." –Jimmy Fallon

Truth: It's the new hate speech (we’re waging against ourselves)

"Rep. Peter King says WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to our national security and should be branded a terrorist organization. Former Vice President Dick Cheney says we should waterboard the Internet." –Jimmy Kimmel

"WikiLeaks shows our allies are also funding the terrorists. So we’re like the commissionless middlemen in a war we’re waging against ourselves." –Jon Stewart

"President Obama announced a two-year pay freeze for all federal employees. This means the next time the TSA agent is reaching into your pockets, he's looking for spare change." –Jay Leno

he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush (Christ, It's Cold Out Parade)

"Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush." –Conan O'Brien

"WikiLeaks released more than 250,000 secret documents, some of which refer to computer passwords for world leaders. The most shocking revelation: Kofi Annan's password is 'BieberFan9.'" –Conan O'Brien

"A Senator from Oklahoma says he won't participate in his state's holiday parade unless they put Christ back in the title. So get ready for this year's 'Christ, It's Cold Out Parade.'" –Conan O’Brien

Jimmy Dore: Why The Revolution Needs To Start With The Media

Monday, April 29, 2019

And by loved ones, I mean... (the truth about Lady Gaga)

"I'm sure everyone is already missing their loved ones. And by loved ones, I mean the TSA guys that give you the pat-down." –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama needed 12 stitches after taking an elbow to the mouth during a basketball game, but he learned a valuable lesson: Don't get in the way of Hillary's tomahawk jab." –Craig Ferguson

"WikiLeaks is a website that gets a hold of classified information and releases it to the public. They get all kinds of top secret stuff: White House memos, government e-mails, the truth about Lady Gaga.” –Craig Ferguson

"The name 'WikiLeaks' doesn't sound like espionage. It sounds like Barbara Walters interviewing Ricky Martin." –Craig Ferguson

it was almost as embarrassing as the time he was dunked on by Barney Frank (Broken Systems)

"President Obama was elbowed during a basketball game and had to receive 12 stitches. Obama said it was almost as embarrassing as the time he was dunked on by Barney Frank." –Conan O'Brien

"In a recent interview, Sarah Palin said we have to stand with 'our North Korean allies.' When told that North Korea is not our ally, Palin said, 'Sorry, I meant East Korean allies.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday a woman wore a bikini to LAX airport hoping to avoid the patdown. She is still being patted down." –Conan O'Brien

"Time Warner Cable is testing a premium service that sets a specific time for the installer to arrive. The two times available are winter and spring." –Conan O'Brien

"Monday was a big online shopping day called 'Cyber Monday.' Immediately followed by 'Identity Theft Tuesday.'" –Conan O'Brien

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