it was almost as embarrassing as the time he was dunked on by Barney Frank (Broken Systems)

"President Obama was elbowed during a basketball game and had to receive 12 stitches. Obama said it was almost as embarrassing as the time he was dunked on by Barney Frank." –Conan O'Brien

"In a recent interview, Sarah Palin said we have to stand with 'our North Korean allies.' When told that North Korea is not our ally, Palin said, 'Sorry, I meant East Korean allies.'" –Conan O'Brien 

"Yesterday a woman wore a bikini to LAX airport hoping to avoid the patdown. She is still being patted down." –Conan O'Brien

"Time Warner Cable is testing a premium service that sets a specific time for the installer to arrive. The two times available are winter and spring." –Conan O'Brien

"Monday was a big online shopping day called 'Cyber Monday.' Immediately followed by 'Identity Theft Tuesday.'" –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I haven't seen it but I have read the toy (like any self-respecting governor would do)

The new LEGO movie is out. I haven't seen it but I have read the toy. I think it's much better. --Jimmy Dore 2/16/14

Rob Ford he's in the news he wants to take down the gay pride flag flying over the Toronto City Hall. But you know to be fair he is opposed to the idea of any kind of human pride. --Jimmy Dore 2/16/14

You know the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, you know they're supposedly over, but not really right. We still have people there and that's the same sinking feeling I have about Jay Leno in The Tonight Show. --Jimmy Dore 2/16/14

Did you hear there's going to be a big merger. Comcast and Time Warner are merging. I first of all I think it's great because huge corporate conglomerations always result in uninhibited creativity. --Jimmy Dore 2/16/14

Sarah Palin's back in the news. She slammed Chris Christie for not leaving office for a shitty reality show like any self-respecting governor would do. --Jimmy Dore 2/16/14

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm not worried about the questions, I'm worried about the answers (a two minute hunger strike)

Democrats are saying that President Bush is refusing to take part in a town hall debate with John Kerry because Bush is worried about the questions the audience will ask him. After hearing this the Bush said, “That's ridiculous. I'm not worried about the questions, I'm worried about the answers.” --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

Paris Hilton has just written a book and in the book Paris says she never wears the same outfit twice. Mainly because she can't remember where she left it. --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

In Germany politicians are calling for higher taxes on fat people because they say fat people are a bigger drain on the healthcare system. Apparently fat people in Germany were so mad when they heard this they threatened to go on a two minute hunger strike. --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I've decided it's time for me to covfefe (Bo-Dunk-a-Dunk)

Dan Scavino, the guy who helps write Trump's tweets, is considering leaving the White House. After thinking long and hard he said, "I've decided it's time for me to covfefe." --Jimmy Fallon

Since a judge approved AT&T's merger with Time Warner, experts say it could open up the door for other big companies to merge. We took a look at some companies we'd like to see merge, just because of what they could rename themselves. I'll show you what I mean. For example, if Saks Fifth Avenue and Citigroup merged, they'd be "Saks and the Citi." If Myspace and eBay merged, they'd be "my bae." If Chili's and Netflix merged, they'd be "Netflix and Chili's." And finally, if Bonobos and Dunkin' Donuts merged, they'd be "Bo-Dunk-a-Dunk." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Adolf, Osama, and the Time Warner customer service reps (his new roommates)

Last night Charles Manson died at the age of 83. Which means today he met his new roommates, Adolf, Osama, and the Time Warner customer service reps. –Jimmy Fallon

This weekend President Trump lashed out at NFL running back Marshawn Lynch after photos showed Lynch at a game in Mexico where he was standing during the Mexican national anthem, but sitting during the U.S. national anthem. By the way, “Marshawn Lynch stood for the Mexican anthem” is also the sentence that will start 70 percent of your Thanksgiving fights this year. –James Corden

     

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