My God, I wish they would have put this much preparation into the Iraq War (downtime suite)

"Thousands and thousands of undocumented workers protested yesterday.  President Bush was really surprised by the large number of protestors. And you know what? I'm not surprised he was surprised." --David Letterman

"When he travels, Dick Cheney has certain things that he needs. He needs what he calls a 'downtime suite.' Coincidentally, George W. Bush also has a 'downtime suite.' It's called the Oval Office." --David Letterman

"Here now is a list of requirements for Dick Cheney's 'downtime suite': He wants bottled water. He wants decaffeinated coffee. He wants an ice bucket. He wants ammo. He wants the temperature at 68 degrees, the TV's must be tuned to Fox news. I was thinking, 'My God, I wish they would have put this much preparation into the Iraq War.'" --David Letterman